dysfunctunal:

gypsums:

legalisation:

plantteens:

jolteonjolteoff:

civilwhore:

here’s some beauty tips you might find helpful:
want clear skins?
tricks to get your eyeliner to be perfect
need some new nail art design ideas?
tips for a whiter smile
how to get the perfect smokey eye makeup

omg tysm the first one is sososo helpful!!!!

MY EYELINER IS FINALLY ON POINT THANKS TO YOU

#3 is literally my fave omg the designs are so cute :))

i look beautiful all the time i go out now ♡

THESE TIPS ARE SO FUCKING AMAZING TYSM <3

dysfunctunal:

gypsums:

legalisation:

plantteens:

jolteonjolteoff:

civilwhore:

here’s some beauty tips you might find helpful:

  1. want clear skins?
  2. tricks to get your eyeliner to be perfect
  3. need some new nail art design ideas?
  4. tips for a whiter smile
  5. how to get the perfect smokey eye makeup

omg tysm the first one is sososo helpful!!!!

MY EYELINER IS FINALLY ON POINT THANKS TO YOU

#3 is literally my fave omg the designs are so cute :))

i look beautiful all the time i go out now 

THESE TIPS ARE SO FUCKING AMAZING TYSM <3

(Source: civilwhore)

baby: wh- whaaa-
mom- your first words! water? walk?
baby: whaa whaa-
mom: what is it??
baby: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
399,271 plays

i got mom to take pictures with me before she left for work

puella magi madoka magica: rebellion | nagisa’s transformation

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baka-satan:

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Shingeki No Kyojin iPhone 5 Backgrounds ( more anime background )

*requested by: anon

(background previews here)

~click on photo then save otherwise the quality will be poop~

baby: wh- whaaa-
mom- your first words! water? walk?
baby: whaa whaa-
mom: what is it??
baby: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

fantastic-pizza:

loveme-letlive:

I thought we agreed to never be creative again.

I fucking hate this as I reblog it to my page immediately

someone asked for source so so here it is i think. it may not  the original source so sorry but im p sure this is the video

(Source: wetheurban)

borderlineotaku:

blastortoise:

image

HOW THE FUCK DID HE DO THAT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE

saassu:

Lets have a romantic dinner

image

(Source: kingtavros)

dduane:

themaidjanecrocker:

tf2-fandomstuck:

devious-vixxen:

thegirlsukino:

dlgr:

kameromez:

Brownie in a mug

eating it now. so good,

Marcie this is positively sinful! So good and cheap and fast! thank you for reblogging it!

Never not reflagging

ITS IN THE MICROWAVE AS WE SPEAK 

GLORIOUS WITCHCRAFT

Reblogging because this is one of my favorite desserts. (Officially it’s a steamed pudding in the British sense of the word, but there’s no point in getting too hung up in nomenclature.)

my girlfriend made one of these and apparently if you leave it out over night it turns hard enough to slay a bitch or seven

(The describe thing) she's a major cutie and she's absolutely adorable I mean she be so perfect and hella funny she's great mayn
Anonymous

thank you <333

imgonnamakeachange:

schweiber:

cutiebum:

Write in my ask how you’d describe me to somebody who’s never met me

excuse me we all love this shit cmon

Plz

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