lasagnababy:

when they decide not to close school even tho the weather is clearly dangerous

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180mph:

OMG… today at school I asked to use the bathroom because i HATE MATH CLASS!! and im wasting time and after 5 minutes of taking selfies and blogging on my tumblr blog my teacher walks into the bathroom and says “What are you doing?” And I accidentally said “None of your business, Cumberbitch!” and he stood there shocked but then he said “Who do you ship?” and now we follow each other on tumblr!

  • ONE NIGHT STAND BEFORE THE FIRST DAY OF YOUR NEW JOB AND OOPS THAT WAS YOUR NEW BOSS YOU WERE SLEEPING WITH AU 
  • DETECTIVE PARTNERS AU 
  • UNDERCOVER AU
  • PARENTS ARE CEO’S OF RIVALING COMPANIES AU
  • PARENTS ARE HEADS OF RIVALING MOB FAMILIES AU
  • REINCARNATION AU
  • CHILDHOOD FRIENDS WITH ADJOINING HOUSES/ROOMS AU
  • THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD AND WE’RE ALL WE’VE GOT AU

prettiestpotato:

coming out to your parents

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henzolin:

I’ve made this design available to purchase as a T-shirt, and prints!
http://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/Henzypoo/

henzolin:

I’ve made this design available to purchase as a T-shirt, and prints!

http://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/Henzypoo/

alwaysloveyourselfforever21:

Okay close call I dont like Kyle.I thought I did.But I still think his eyes are perfect s/o to cassie for telling all of these things about him which were shitty things about :>) tru friends yo CASSIE YOU’RE HELLA RAD 😎

thANK and good god im glad u changed ur mind

olanrogers:

Paper.

in french class we were learning about how to say different nationalities and the teacher asked what we had in us and i said i had a lot (my mom says i have a bit of everything and i never tell anyone bc tbh i dont really talk about my nationalities) and my friend rolled her eyes 

theafrocentrics:

sweatyscrotum:

I’m not like other girls!XD

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I only have guy friends. I mean all girls do is start drama.image

Oh my god, i hate sluts! image

Other girls my age like to drink and party but i like to stay inside and read or watch netflix! I’m so weird. image

All the girls in my school care about is makeup and shopping and all i care about is FOOD and VIDEO GAMES. lol sometimes i think i was born a guy.image

klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!

klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!

alwaysloveyourselfforever21:

LOL KYLES EYES ARE PERFECT I DINT CARE WHAT YOU SAY

GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

magicconchshell:

is it too late to wrap myself up like a baby and drop myself off on a billionaire’s doorstep 

people are making fnaf ocs and i want to die 

aktx:

tarntino:

me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)